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Tea Demotivational Poster


ARGUING ON THE INTERNET -


TAGS: bra on teats on bull
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by AlanSmithee

TheTrashHeap - March 17, 2011, 10:11 pm
Not on the net it doesn't.
towercam - March 17, 2011, 5:37 pm
Here, we disagree. Argument has value. ***bs on a bull doesn't. People learn things through argument.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 11, 2010, 11:05 pm
They're all Moooo posters....I'm just Amsome that way.
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 9:25 pm
Alansmithee has the best Avatar ever!
Reality Lord - August 11, 2010, 9:19 pm

awesome...how long do i have to wait before i steal the pic for a mooootifake?
spacedog - August 11, 2010, 8:57 pm
That doesn't mean he hasn't though, and "could have" been a Moo+ poster? I thought it was. 5L
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 8:29 pm
I know Moo IRL pzy. And NO.
pzykosiz - August 11, 2010, 8:24 pm
would you really want to see moo+ in a bra?
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 8:06 pm
Would have made a great Moo+ poster, but still 5L
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 8:04 pm
ROR! 5L


SECURITY PLANS - When people get one too many ideas from watching too much Dexter...


TAGS: dexter stealing tv security note
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by randomhero93

NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 4:46 pm
There's a reason I never watched that show... Care to guess it!?


TEABAGGING - I'm doing it!


TAGS: tea bagging teabagging lions
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Swen

Woody - July 16, 2009, 3:54 pm
Truely owned!!!
jj - October 6, 2008, 7:53 pm
"snailing" OMFG! HAAHAhahahahahah
aPauling - September 25, 2008, 3:20 pm
That's a female lion. She's snailing!


TEAM ROCKET - Promoting transvestism since 1997.




TEAM AMERICA - Gives you a complete lesson in arabic




"I" in Team -


TAGS: team
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by demon001

NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 11:15 am
You mean: Where there's an A hole, there's an "I" in a team.
NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 11:14 am
Yes, but it's twisted-around & broken-up!
PvtParts - February 5, 2016, 8:58 am
There is an "I" in 'Team"... Right in the A hole!
EmilioDumphque - December 17, 2013, 1:54 pm
...and there's certainly ME.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2013, 12:26 am
I've always said, "If there's no 'I' in 'team', then 'I' am outta here."
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2013, 12:26 am
I've always said, "If there's no 'I' in 'team', then 'I' am outta here."


IF THE SALMON WON'T COME TO US - Then we will go to the salmon!




GODS TEAM -


TAGS: gods team 49ers football agnostic
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by ronsart

ICEMAN - February 6, 2010, 12:37 am
Fact of the matter... The Niners are batting 1.000. Steelers, a mere .857
ANON - November 4, 2009, 12:01 pm
Until now...you were one of my favorite motifakers RON...now...i might be sick...The NINERS??? REALLY? BLAH
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:23 pm
Yeah, but I'm ok with that one more than the blatantly piss poor job back then. There were some other questionable calls to end this one as well, not QUITE as bad but yeah....hey THEY SHOULD ONLY HAVE 4!!! f***ers....
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 2:19 pm
Except are we forgeting that this last superbowl was handed to the Steelers by the Zebras...that was an out of bounds catch that won it for them!
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:17 pm
fitting that they all have determined the outcome of each others Championship records.
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:15 pm
I really do think that the steelers were given the Seattle super bowl. That was by far the most lopsided refereeing I've ever seen. So It could easily still be 5 all. And all three teams have battled it out in some very close games so It's kinda.....
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:09 pm
Well you forgot the eagles...oooops no you didn't!!
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 2:07 pm
Ya know MO between the 49ers, the Steelers *my fingers hurt after typing that* and Dallas there are no team that are close to these is superbowl wins
MO - August 30, 2009, 1:46 pm
See now Ron. I disagree whole heartedly. I actually made the trip to Texas Stadium to see a game before it was decommisioned. NIK and I got to see God's team whoop the hell outta the niners. Even though the rivalry has died since "the catch" days....


TWI-DON'T -




BIN LADEN -


TAGS: team america
Rating: 4.32/5

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tellitlikeitis - May 4, 2011, 12:30 pm
Just love Matt Damon!
forseti - May 4, 2011, 4:45 am
mmmMMMAAATT DAAAAMOOON! I love this movie!
Bull - May 3, 2011, 7:38 pm
when politicians succeed we all fail
Reality Lord - May 3, 2011, 7:33 pm

politics smolitics...GO SEALS FTW!!!!!
rerun - May 3, 2011, 7:28 pm

lets leave the politics out of this. Political commentary belongs on politifake
frankie33 - May 3, 2011, 7:18 pm
thats true obama succeeded but bush failed


SORROW -


TAGS: sorrow tears neener is too sober now
Rating: 4.68/5

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spacedog - October 19, 2010, 7:30 pm
Excellent.
Reality Lord - October 19, 2010, 2:08 pm

nice 1 neener.


KIDS - Say the darndest things


TAGS: kids liberals obama democrats tea party
Rating: 3.4/5

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chickenlittle - January 25, 2014, 2:12 am
Gary and mooooooo, thanks for the laugh!! :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2014, 10:56 pm
LMAO....I love new members, there hilarious.
GaryO - January 24, 2014, 9:47 pm
You tell ‘em, Mort. Ya had me at ‘there’….
MortGoldman - January 24, 2014, 9:25 pm
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TED - March 19, 2010, 1:10 am
WAIT until they are old enough to know what has been done to them. Bush's debt was pocket "CHANGE"!
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 12:38 am
Tree... you have been around long enough to know we don't do politics here. Again... cease with the timmy-like stuff.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 12:37 am
Take it to politifake.
Treehodger - January 12, 2010, 12:35 am
Both sides are f***ed up. Bush drove us into debt with his needless spending. Obama will hurt us in the longrun. That $1 Trill? Where does it come from? Us. We don't have it though. It helps now, but in the future, BAM! Thank God for Ireland.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 1:18 pm
The perfect age to start making them close-minded.
TheTrashHeap - November 28, 2009, 1:17 pm
PARENTS....use their children as props!


MOMMMMMM -




T E A R S - Are the Words that the Heart can't Express...


TAGS: tear word heart express
Rating: 4.67/5

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Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 1:00 pm
Dang... And all these days I thought the slogan of this site was "The Original DEMOTIVATIONAL Poster Community"...
Ouderkirk - January 9, 2012, 12:58 pm
ok man, stop putting so much emotional stuff. The site's supposed to be funny not sad


CENSORSHIP -


TAGS: censor man steak baby chew
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - March 31, 2012, 3:43 am
Absolutely, so many his quotes are still Epic today it's amazing...
Chrysophase2003 - March 31, 2012, 1:59 am
Excellent Mark Twain quote. Always one of my favorite authors.
Rick69 - March 29, 2012, 8:48 pm
Thank you, ladies & gentlemen, thank you... I'm here all week, every week... But you guys are the ones who make me who I am (insert bow here...)
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 8:13 pm
Rick, yer on 5ome kinda roll
Preacher Man - March 29, 2012, 5:13 pm
Truer words have rarely been uttered.


TEACHERS - Those who can, teach. Those who can't, teach teachers.




The answer is simple -


TAGS: coffee tea
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - November 11, 2016, 12:08 pm
Thanks, Cynic! Anything I put on this site is meant to be shared, inspire, used, or redone. Please DO!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 11, 2016, 10:39 am
I like this. I'm going to use it soon. ^


TEIAM -




LOVE -


TAGS: red eye tear 2 meanings
Rating: 4.65/5

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motinet - November 24, 2014, 7:11 pm

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oldthrashbar - April 18, 2013, 9:39 pm
I've actually read and learned from personal experience that more often than not.. its the other way around.
robbidos - December 11, 2012, 1:27 am
very well done
mariand - August 18, 2011, 3:32 pm
well done...


CHILDREN - While we try to teach our children all about life, they teach us what life is all about


TAGS: children teach life
Rating: 4.29/5

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mariand - February 1, 2012, 6:50 pm
happens... that thing which was fast... :))
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:01 pm
who is RL ? and what happens also to women ?
mariand - February 1, 2012, 5:30 am
The proof that sometimes it happens also to women... ;)
caveman - February 1, 2012, 4:26 am
bazinga
ICEMAN - January 31, 2012, 11:12 pm
RL gets that a lot.
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:38 pm
that was fast !


NEW ROMANTIC HOLIDAY (JUST FOR MEN) -


TAGS: valentine s day holidy for men beer steak
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by Chillax

rerun - February 8, 2010, 12:17 pm

ummm, In a way you get both
Bovee - February 8, 2010, 11:37 am
this is the perfect day. though i would include a clause that says if she does speak another bj must be preformed.
thatonechick - February 8, 2010, 11:28 am
I'd like a steak. :( I'm sad now.


SADNESS CAN'T BE FUNNY -


TAGS: sorrow army tears death loss
Rating: 4.87/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 6:45 pm
If the war was about oil, than petrol would be a dollar a gallon.
Sho - March 3, 2012, 9:22 am
A war on their land for their oil?
suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:34 pm
well it can't be serious, everyone knows it was about oil, right ?
SJagMP - January 25, 2012, 5:07 pm
is that a serious question?
Sho - January 24, 2012, 3:01 pm
What was the war about again?


BREAK DANCE - Sometimes really breaks


TAGS: france football team cisse injury
Rating: 3.57/5

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radioactive13 - February 24, 2010, 5:15 pm
Poor Cisse, he was the top Franch national football team forward. After this, his career was screwed up. Now he's with the Greek team Panathinaikos, and he's doing well.
Derek - February 23, 2010, 8:11 pm
Those soccer players aren't always putting it on. Yeouch!


TEACHERS - Wish they could teach this way


TAGS: freud teachers funny baseball unconscious
Rating: 2.55/5

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Paul Barfoot - June 21, 2008, 4:38 pm
We really do.


TEARS -


TAGS: vietnam sad grief tears hammy
Rating: 4.69/5

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Hawamleh - May 11, 2011, 12:03 pm
thanks
Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 9:18 am
Tremendous. 5.
Hawamleh - March 11, 2011, 6:51 am
Means A lot.
sniper - March 10, 2011, 11:51 pm
I print out all the ones I find that I think would change the way I look at my day every morning and put them on my wall. I only have three. This will be my fourth.
GySgt1811 - March 9, 2011, 12:19 pm
Different elephants...different times. Well done.(Wouldn't hurt my feelings if we changed the subject.)
DavidLister - March 8, 2011, 9:24 pm
I am friends with a retired cop and Vietnam vet, we share cops stories all the time, but when Vietnam comes up...he never says a word.
TheOne - March 8, 2011, 8:09 pm
Indeed.
voodoo3535 - March 8, 2011, 1:16 pm
Well done lad. 5l.


I'M FINE -




UMMM HI UHHH DID I SAY HI ALREADY? -


TAGS: h** steampunk woman nervous man
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

MashiMashi - October 25, 2012, 8:45 am
There's a movie IRON SKYS "Nazis from the dark side of the moon" that looks steam punk, I can't wait for it.
MashiMashi - October 25, 2012, 8:43 am
I love steam punk in movies, and cosplay. There's a steampunk phone cover you can get
szo850 - October 21, 2012, 7:21 am
steam condenses into sweat?
Reality Lord - March 13, 2012, 5:14 pm

personally a huge fan of the genre. nice
mariand - March 13, 2012, 5:58 am
nice one ;)


EXPERIMENTATION -




STEAMPUNK LAPTOP - Sure, you have to wind it up every two hours, but you don't have to worry about power surges!




TEARS - I'm not crying cause you left me I'm crying cause my gun jammed


TAGS: tears
Rating: 4.45/5

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MPsniper - November 20, 2011, 7:26 pm
LOL: jammed. really....its a stoppage.


STEALING - Don't do it... The Government hates competition


TAGS: stealing is bad
Rating: 4.24/5

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M0rd3kaI - October 29, 2013, 7:02 pm
Old poster, very much forgotten, no matter how bad...
fascistfrenchman - October 27, 2013, 7:41 pm
Old joke, very much overdone... no matter how true.
Reality Lord - February 2, 2012, 7:24 am

i'm a ron paul fan as well.


TEAMWORK -


TAGS: ants team work torture
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Sean

GaryO - March 3, 2013, 12:52 pm
Josh, there are meds, they help. Serious, ease up a bit, laddie, it’s OK, really. And if it’s not…it’s OK.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 3, 2013, 12:42 pm
Stevie Wonder is cool, but I just never did like Paul McCartney.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 3, 2013, 12:38 pm
I'm not at all racist; I just think everyone should be treated equally. Favoring one race over the other is the meaning of racism.
GaryO - March 3, 2013, 9:11 am
o-h-h-h-h-h, racism. I thought it was a married guy who haplessly wandered onto a baby shower scene or canasta fest…and gobbled up the tiny sandwiches, and ‘got crumbs everywhere’, and farted in the kitchen…not that I’d know
steve1961 - March 3, 2013, 3:43 am
Ebony and ivory...living together in harmony...
Sean - March 3, 2013, 1:34 am
Dear Josh. I hope you fall asleep in your hood and suffocate. K?K?K? (I thought you needed a hint.)
nicholsjoshua15 - March 2, 2013, 9:26 pm
Or those black people who think they really made that grade, are qualified for that position, or really achieved that rank and don't know it's just affirmative action.
Sean - March 28, 2011, 11:11 am
Hey! Racism is never funny ... except maybe for those White folks who go around complaining that it is just not fair that Black people can call each other the N-word but White can't. Those folks are funny. Clueless, but funny.
newkevind51 - March 28, 2011, 8:58 am
red ants are trying to kill the black ants lol thats racist hahahaha >:)
Sean - December 14, 2010, 3:39 pm
Only when someone asks for my help.
Airman - December 14, 2010, 3:25 pm
LOL. That what you tell your para-legals?


1ST GRADE - the long journey begins


TAGS: teacher loves him
Rating: 4.79/5

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Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 1:32 pm
LOL :) 5poodles


NAVY STRATEGY -


TAGS: submarine seal team disguised uss nevada
Rating: 4.67/5

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DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 16, 2010, 2:07 am
I say shove a GPS up their a$$ and attach laser beams to their heads...and if that isn't effective...try it with actual Harbor Seals...
agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 1:27 am
What do you expect from a submarine named after a land-locked state? 5L


We Will Remember -


TAGS: 9 11 towers remember tears quote
Rating: 4.3/5

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maoworks2 - September 12, 2014, 6:56 pm
Amen.


GERMANS - You know you have Germans at your holiday resort if there have been beach towels on the sun loungers since 6am.




DOG DAY AFTERNOON -


TAGS: teamwork christmas team dogs family
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - December 20, 2012, 8:05 am
Thank You. You've had a very good run of posters also. :)
ughomer - December 20, 2012, 6:38 am
LMFAO!!!


THE NEW TEACHER -


TAGS: h** teacher ritalin
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

pharaoh15 - August 27, 2010, 6:09 pm
I believe I need more one on one help.
jackripper - August 26, 2010, 5:00 pm
Teacher needs to see me after school...
ICEMAN - August 26, 2010, 4:57 pm
Hell, I'd be absolutely riveted. 5 teacher's pets.


TEACHERS -


TAGS: teacher student chalk board chalkboard
Rating: 4.67/5

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iowaman - August 23, 2011, 11:07 am
very funny poster, but the answer to the last problem is clearly 28
the1stCOMMI3 - August 22, 2011, 8:59 pm
*LULZ sry stupid autocorrect
the1stCOMMI3 - August 22, 2011, 8:59 pm
You're a teacher!?! Oh you seriously have to try this and see if anyone takes the bait.DO IT FOR THE LIPS MAN!!!
Bucketheadsdad - August 22, 2011, 8:20 pm
As a teacher, I find this absolutely hilarious.


LOWER CASE - the a team




EXCUSES? - Take them outside With the homework You did not do.


TAGS: otter teacher humor
Rating: 4.8/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 1:48 pm
"Why... you're a muskrat, Harry!"


GREAT MOTHERS TEACH... - Love, confidence, patience, and how to rip apart drunken tourists... Well, my mother did anyway...


TAGS: great mothers teach
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Chef

agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 1:34 am
Hawt!
Chef - May 20, 2010, 1:33 am
If some humans did I wouldn't have to sit in traffic for so long...
ICEMAN - May 20, 2010, 1:28 am
You realize tigers eat their young.
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 1:15 am
Getting beaten with your own toys is never a good thing. My mom was too cheap to wreck a toy on out b***s. Although I had a lot of h** weel track... and we'd whip each other with them... better than pillow fights.
Chef - May 20, 2010, 1:08 am
You ever heard a h**wheel track swung at full angry mom speed? The sound was almost worse than the impact!
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 1:05 am
Nice! The go-to weapon of choice for my mom was the wooden spoon. And although she shattered many on my b***, she did have a 3ft mixing paddle that was a bit more resiliant.
Chef - May 20, 2010, 12:54 am
Yeah... not a good idea with my mother... she once hit me with my own h**wheel track!!!
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 12:52 am
Greatness, Chef. And good that you didn't combine the two!
Chef - May 20, 2010, 12:45 am
Thanks! I found the Mother subject far easier then the b**** please...
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 12:43 am
And in this case, it's still a win!
Viper - May 20, 2010, 12:42 am
This might be the first poster without some kind of Logicdude reference that I have seen thusfar!
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 12:36 am
Wonderful.


ALICE -


TAGS: life time wonderland tale character novel teen girl oz tea
Rating: 3.72/5

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Eugene - August 20, 2009, 7:54 pm
Epic Nice,simple,and win


STFU - And GTFO


TAGS: teacher stfu gtfo fail your doing it wrong
Rating: 1.67/5


I'M A LITTLE NOOBIE -


TAGS: noobs teapot
Rating: 4.45/5

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ArturiusMaxwell - September 1, 2011, 5:57 am
Can I borrow that adaptation for my Ventrilo server? and my work?
TheFarmer - February 21, 2011, 10:01 am
couldnta said it better
pzykosiz - February 16, 2011, 9:04 pm
total win. 5L's


SUBSTITUTE TEACHING - is it worth $40/day?


TAGS: teacher
Rating: 4.44/5

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CloudchaserS - October 14, 2012, 11:52 pm
Going to send my Mother a link to see this, she substitutes for the her local county/city school system


TORMENT -




30K CAFE -




MOST OF US -


TAGS: andy rooney teachers
Rating: 4.82/5

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lesterinside - January 24, 2011, 8:22 am
I'll remember that Mr. Airman
Peso - January 24, 2011, 7:48 am
Profound! Don't know about Andy Rooney, but my brother was boffing his English teacher in HS. I'm sure he often "remembers" her...
GySgt1811 - January 22, 2011, 2:54 pm
Me, too, Rerun. I've considered legal action...but revenge would be sweeter. (There was that incident of the cherry bomb in the nun's restroom in 1961; but the less said about that, the better...they're still looking...)
rerun - January 21, 2011, 6:48 pm

this is fantastic.....I have several teachers I remember who helped me shape my life and become who I am today.


TEAMWORK -




TEAMWORK -


TAGS: teamwork strong weak fall rise
Rating: 4.84/5

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HypercatZed - February 16, 2012, 2:58 pm
This reminds that episode of Kimba The White Lion when a group of gorillas was travelling, one of them fell into the quicksands, and the chief had to hold the others from trying to help him, or they would have ended in the quicksands too.


TEABAGGED - Ah, sweet victory.


TAGS: teabagged
Rating: 2.87/5

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Spencer, Ray - June 12, 2009, 12:58 am
hahahahha...


TIME -


TAGS: teacher kills pupils
Rating: 4.82/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 22, 2016, 10:33 pm
Nice to see that someone else appreciates "SAFETY LAST!" (1923), a silent film starring comedian Harold Lloyd (18931971) who did his own stunts, like Buster Keaton (18951966).


We were never quite sure -




HAPPINESS - can only be achieved when you've acknowledged that sadness appears first.




STUCK IN THE MIDDLE -


TAGS: stealers wheel
Rating: 3.33/5

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Occupo Noctis - December 28, 2009, 5:54 am
That's the same thing I thought!! lol
Tuga - November 4, 2009, 2:07 am
Looks like someone was tryin' to create the portuguese flag with gummy bears. lol


STEALTH NINJA - There are 4 Ninja in this picture. See if you can spot th... ...Nevermind


TAGS: ninja turtle scorpion mortal kombat naruto beverly hills farley stealth
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by motiverse

the dude - November 5, 2009, 3:01 am
scorpion for the win!
Sharpeye - July 29, 2009, 8:04 am
The real ninjas are hiden behind the orange suit blond guys.
mallen - July 28, 2009, 7:03 pm
Huru could take everyone else.


TEAM AMERICA - reminds me of the good times back then, when you could lawfully shoot any terrorist-like looking man, cut off his head and hang it above your chimney as a hunt trophy


TAGS: team america kills
Rating: 2.44/5

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vasilache - July 1, 2010, 9:57 am
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eaKbvlcIK10/SQZV0SY0GjI/AAAAAAAAC6c/AlIQ55dpvtA/s400/terriost+-+detail+%28own%29.jpg
culos - July 1, 2010, 9:23 am
What did Terrio do to piss you off that much?
SgtRock - July 1, 2010, 9:21 am
We need to start doing that again, Putting those Terriost back in thier holes
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:09 pm
Like 50s racist America with blacks? Like the Salem withc trials? Like the Holocaust? Like Torquemada's inquisition torture? Like the Turkana massacre?Like the wholesale slaughter of American Indians (ok, well... that was fine... they are just a pain)


LANDMASTER -




TEACHERS - They Know Stuff Better Than You Do


TAGS: teacher school brainwash
Rating: 3.93/5

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calvin5040 - April 10, 2010, 2:15 am
This is why their should not be a 10year
rerun - February 28, 2010, 11:56 am

Sounds like Alex is a future leader, not willing to accept things blindly just because somebody in "authority" said it was so.
redhdsrbst - February 28, 2010, 11:50 am
Momma always told me "Stupid is as stupid does."
calvin5040 - February 7, 2010, 3:02 pm
And people wonder why the want to get rid of "10 YEAR"
WTFO - September 11, 2009, 12:13 am
Well put, me4891.
me4891 - September 10, 2009, 3:28 pm
Sounds like Obama on health care and budget
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 8:39 pm
While I may agree with your principles Liam, your method is juvenile and ineffective. When you grow up and can form a proper argument please return. Till then stick to the Disney sites.
Liam - July 23, 2009, 8:30 pm
I take it this happened in Kansas "Accept my curriculum as correct" blahdeblah no evolution god made earth in 7 days, let there be light creationism jesus jesus jesus god made gravity
BriaHere - June 14, 2009, 11:06 am
Dumbass teacher should be fired. Telling them to follow what he says when it's wrong. So he can just sit there and teach kids crap. I hope he loses his job.
Johnny - October 29, 2008, 7:23 pm
What I can't believe is that the rest of this poor kids class are sheep.
LogicDude - October 29, 2008, 12:09 pm
Because everyone knows the metric system is a LIE!


TEAM FORTRESS 2 - what the people who play it look like


TAGS: tf2 team fortress 2
Rating: 3/5

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aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 7:57 am
my best poster lol
spacedog - September 17, 2009, 12:56 pm
Looks more the regulars of motifake.


NO ONE - Can stop Stealth Bunny!




CLEANSING EMOTIONS - What Soap Is For The Body Tears Are For The Sole


TAGS: tears for the sole
Rating: 4.43/5

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Cubbybear - May 23, 2010, 9:23 pm
This makes me cry...sniff'
Bartimaeus - May 23, 2010, 9:14 pm
I've made worse typos. No worries. It's the message that counts.
rerun - May 23, 2010, 9:01 pm

ummmm, spelling ain't my strong point
Bartimaeus - May 23, 2010, 8:53 pm
jk 5L, rerun
Bartimaeus - May 23, 2010, 8:53 pm
I, too, use tears to clean my boots. You just have to stomp on the orphan, sometimes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 8:34 pm
soul?. ......sole?.....I'm confused?.......
rerun - May 23, 2010, 7:58 pm

sure, when they are hooked.
GreyScorpion - May 23, 2010, 7:58 pm
fish cry?


HOT FOR TEACHER - Fast "Eddie" Is


TAGS: teacher
Rating: 3.08/5

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ANYONE WHO IS STUPID STAND UP ! - "So Why Do You Think You Are Stupid ?" "I Don't, I Just Hate To See You Standing Up There Alone..."




TEAMWORK - Good job guys..keep squealing like that. Mister wolfie should be here any minute.


TAGS: fox rabbitt team
Rating: 4.2/5

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forseti - September 28, 2010, 11:08 am
feasy, do you know your avatar?? :D


OVERTIME -


TAGS: in the meantime mr team player
Rating: 3.76/5

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Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:46 am
Hey Haar ... change the title to "OPTIMISM".
Imants - January 2, 2010, 10:01 pm
Except if someone flies a plane into it.
Haarakkon - October 14, 2009, 8:29 pm
Not that THAT could ever happen to a well-managed and staffed business.
Hremsfeld - October 14, 2009, 10:04 am
Unless, of course, it goes bankrupt.


GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE. - Everything must go.


TAGS: fire run steal
Rating: 3.33/5

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SWAT TEAMS - Ain't what they used to be




SMELL SOMETHING FISHY! -




CARROT & STICK METHOD - Reforming unruly teenagers is a simple task. Throw a carrot. When they try to catch it, beat them with a stick.




TEARS - Words too painful for a broken heart to speak.


TAGS: speak tears heart
Rating: 4.47/5

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spindle - June 25, 2011, 2:23 pm
Even lesbian relationships fail...


STEAMPUNK -


TAGS: envision being steampunk autumnspirit
Rating: 4.06/5

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autumnspirit - February 19, 2011, 2:39 am
Ty, Steampunk is a difficult concept to grasp. I felt poetic would capture it more.
5150monkeylove - February 18, 2011, 1:05 am
poetic steampunk theme. I love it! 5L


TEARS... -


TAGS: tear word heart express sketch
Rating: 3.95/5

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Hawamleh - April 24, 2012, 4:31 pm
Moving picture indeed, perhaps use it for another poster ?
Rick69 - April 24, 2012, 4:24 pm
... I see... My bad... I guess I got too carried away by the picture...
Hawamleh - April 24, 2012, 4:21 pm
1L. tsk tsk tsk #130276 a hall of famer too I think. check previous work before you submit stuff mate :)


TEAMWORK - its important, it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.


TAGS: teamwork halo
Rating: 2/5

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St.Lol - June 29, 2009, 12:26 am
Either all share the win or all share the defeat
Sniperzoo - March 26, 2009, 11:14 am
A COUPLE GRENADES Is all you need hahaha


TEAMWORK - If you're not the leader The view never changes




IS THIS TEAR... - for a friend, a brother, or a stranger? Who knows? Thousands more will be shed, though, by other brave men. That is for certain.


TAGS: soldier tear
Rating: 4.7/5

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pickleviper - June 1, 2012, 4:06 am
Well inspector, if what you say is right I picked the wrong picture, but I'm glad if it means that that is a tear of happiness, and one less tear of despair.
SandRunor - June 1, 2012, 2:50 am
Uh no. With a Desert Camo old Kevlar? He was crying about his friend dying fool.
TheSanityInspector - May 31, 2012, 9:55 pm
I remember this ph**o. It was a soldier shedding a tear of joy in 2008, on hearing that Barack Obama had been elected President.


MY LAPTOP - Steampunks your laptop.




FRIEND -


TAGS: friend flower pick tear rot
Rating: 4.56/5

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GaryO - June 26, 2012, 6:52 pm
O-O-O-Okay…sounds a peck intriguing. I’ll try to pick up on the vibes, but don’t make me yawn, my sensitivities become that of a slack jawed mouth breathing troglodyte when I commence yawning…serious glad yer glad to be back
Rick69 - June 26, 2012, 5:02 pm
Thank you... Very warm welcome back... Thanks... I have decided to change my outlook on MotiFake for the moment... Let's see how this goes... I will do something I gave up a long time ago... Something I used to do... The reason I am who I am here...
GaryO - June 25, 2012, 7:34 pm
Ho…..someone had a memorable camping trip….welcome back Mr Rick. 5L for the sake of herbs.


RIOTING TEACHERS - Hypocrites Using their outside voices INSIDE. In the hallway without a pass.


TAGS: unions teachers riot protest
Rating: 4.52/5

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5150monkeylove - March 19, 2011, 12:26 am
as for ADD, herein lies the true issue, 440......120308
440wakeup - March 18, 2011, 9:32 am
i wanted to say something about messing with people who voluntary our locked up in a classroom unarmed with 3o ADD diagnosed ritilin popping, gun packing, crack-babies
KaBoom - March 17, 2011, 1:24 pm
hilarious
Airman - March 17, 2011, 11:05 am
LOL
Cubbybear - March 16, 2011, 4:29 pm
They look like they're hunting Moby ***k


TEAM EDWARD OR TEAM JACOB? - Forget that, I pick the A-Team


TAGS: ateam jacob edward
Rating: 4.15/5

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alohadude3 - August 6, 2010, 9:24 pm
5000 rounds an episode, nobody gets hurt. Special forces more like special needs.


THE TEA PARTY - Are part of the NEW WORLD ORDER




Pay Back's A Bitch -




TEAMWORK -


TAGS: teamwork catch fall hard lonely
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - February 9, 2012, 8:23 pm
I was thinking about flock, but since it translates more into human nature i went with pack.
MPsniper - February 9, 2012, 7:58 pm
shouldnt "pack"..... be "flock"?


- - O O L O N G P A R T Y


TAGS: tea brownies
Rating: 4.78/5

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maoworks2 - November 16, 2012, 9:38 am
Tea Please.
MissPriss - November 15, 2012, 9:19 am
What?...I don't get it? That's what I drink every morning. Seems to make it easier to fit in around here...teehee, gotta go get those 4 poptarts from the toaster.
ughomer - November 15, 2012, 7:46 am
Bwa-ha-ha-ha. Yeah give me a "bowl" too, Mao!
maoworks2 - November 14, 2012, 1:51 pm
I Could Use Some Of That Tea This Morning.


STEALTH - Your doing it right...


TAGS: stealth
Rating: 4.78/5

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MPsniper - December 5, 2012, 7:41 pm
grammar.....its the law. off with you're head
Brokor - December 5, 2012, 11:10 am
*sigh* "you're" = You are. When "your" is used, it is possessive. Since I do not own a "doing", this makes zero sense. Anyway, great idea!


Parents -




LOST -


TAGS: tears of a soldier
Rating: 4.52/5

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agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 10:18 pm
HEY!
Sean - March 12, 2010, 10:17 pm
Yeah, unless you're Gary Glitter ....
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 10:01 pm
We can't judge; We... weren't... there. Man.
Sean - March 12, 2010, 9:57 pm
Hey don't I know it. In the Nam, I lost my virginity. Oh wait, that was Thailand ... and it was in the mid eighties.
ICEMAN - March 12, 2010, 6:16 pm
Well done Grim.


CUTTING EDGE -


TAGS: airforce air bomber stealth poland
Rating: 4.33/5

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440wakeup - May 21, 2011, 9:58 pm
flares to get rid of heat seekers...don't matter suprise b******, sammich, when you see it you'll shat bricks, this ph**o never gets old, its so arousing it should be on NSFW
Zook - February 23, 2011, 10:37 am
LOL 5L


EXPERIENCE - The most brutal of teachers, but you learn, my god do you learn.




HOUSE OF MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -




THE DWEMER DID IT RIGHT. -


TAGS: skyrim dwemer steam punk
Rating: 3.9/5

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falloutghoul - September 2, 2012, 7:35 pm
And lethally!


BENEDICT ARNOLD - Because some people will do anything, even switch political parties and betray their constituents just to be in the majority


TAGS: team switching double crossing traitor
Rating: 2.7/5

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Sean - April 29, 2009, 12:16 am
dammit, what's it going to take for me to irritate you? take it easy man. bye.
BoneCD - April 28, 2009, 11:47 pm
...before and thinking you're going to change everything by taking her on. Dude it will not happen.
BoneCD - April 28, 2009, 11:45 pm
Seany you don't irritate me...and you never have. It is just fun to have an exchange of ideas. I myself feel that he has betrayed those that voted for him. And no matter what side you're on that is sad. It is like marring a chick that's been married 7...
Sean - April 28, 2009, 11:41 pm
Much like the editorial policy of Cat Fancy Magazine, your country is still democratic, no? And you value people seeking and maintaining employment, no? And I irritate you by saying "no?" no?
BoneCD - April 28, 2009, 11:35 pm
He doesn't want to be in the majority...He wants to get reelected and can't as a Republican. That to me is pure power hunger!!! He should be took out back and sh** like the a** that he now is.
Sean - April 28, 2009, 10:42 pm
And you just might find my "consulting fees" exorbitantly reasonable.
LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 10:41 pm
Benedict Arrrrrlen??? d***! I should have consulted with Sean, Noted Oracle of Motifake before posting...
Sean - April 28, 2009, 10:40 pm
THAT'S the spirit. You're better off without him. Oh wait. You're not.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 10:35 pm
He was already voting with the Dems. He might as well drink the Kool-aid and put the donkey on his chest.
Sean - April 28, 2009, 10:08 pm
*cough cough* BENEDICT ARLEN *cough*
Sean - April 28, 2009, 6:30 pm
Hey, what can I say? I gotta be loved ... Oh, you probably meant Abe Vigoda here .... Nevermind.


THERE IS NO 'I' IN TEAM - but there is an M and an E


TAGS: team
Rating: 2.64/5

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Andy T - March 11, 2009, 7:25 pm
There's no "I" in team, but there is no "we" either.
House M.D. - December 4, 2008, 10:13 pm
There's no "I" in "team", but there's a "me" if you scramble it up.
LogicDude - December 4, 2008, 6:38 pm
There's no "I" in "douche" either...but there is a U.
Culos - December 4, 2008, 5:21 pm
On top of that there is no B,C,D,F,G,H,J,K,L,N,O,P,Q,R,S,V,W,X,Y OR Z in there as well.....
starman - December 4, 2008, 5:15 pm
There's no "U" in team, either


Mind Teaser -


TAGS: teaser mind i q test brain
Rating: 2.63/5

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Doc - January 28, 2009, 7:10 am
Indeed Pro, it's used to a**ess impulse control. :-)
Suh-weet - November 19, 2008, 1:07 pm
Duh.......... I said "White" when I looked at the word "Green" written in black.. FAIL. Kill me now.
pro - November 3, 2008, 3:22 am
It's called the Stroop effect (if memory serves).


TEN YEARS FROM NOW... - ...when Tina is prosecuted for trying to rob a Circle K, she will get a lighter sentence, because she has no "priors." Well played, Tina. Well played...




SEE THAT SPARTAN? - He WAS a teamkiller...


TAGS: teamkiller
Rating: 2.05/5
Athios - October 29, 2008, 8:13 pm
w00t! Elites pwn u, Spartans!


PECKING ORDER -




JUNE JULY AUGUST -


TAGS: teachers tenure torture
Rating: 4.65/5

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mariand - March 21, 2012, 2:09 am
hahaha...so funny
CloudchaserS - March 21, 2012, 12:16 am
Sometimes, I like being a wiseass and I can see myself saying something like that *tailwags*


HUNGER STRIKE - 2 innings was long enough


TAGS: root root root for the home team
Rating: 4.63/5

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MrFurry - February 17, 2012, 5:57 pm
how is it not buckling.
frixxxx - June 16, 2010, 9:57 am
Who gets to rub the aloe on that sunburn she's working on? OMG
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 8:06 pm
That poor chair. Ya' think its a permanent part of her a**?


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